this is me on webcam talking to mah bitches last night.

i turned jeremy kyle on.

he was kind of wank. i hate him. he is a chav. everyone on his show is a chav. i'm not okay with chavs.
i turned it over and there was this cool women with blue eyes.
i really like blue eyes so we like her, okay?

she was singing on a bus.

this dude was called mickey-joe or someting. he was kind of creepy.


no more tv for me. tv is crap.

this is me apres-shower.
this photo is not as sexy as i has hoped.
fuck this photo.

unninin

liz says i'm kind of strange for taking photos all the time.
i say she is kind of jealous of my photo blog.

this is the cherry picker. i wanted to get in it but there was a worker man next to it so i couldnt.
sad.

i left a note to liz's housemates.

this is janet not coming to tesco cuz she is kind of gay.

donna was flipping janet off. she is racist i hate her. lolzzz

seatbelt. i always wear my seatbelt.

dick dangling. wtf. wtf.

this is boy we were kind of perving on.

it was out of order and iw as real sad.

tesco time

this is before we all crashed and died. RIP corinne. RIP tarren. RIP donna.

just kidding