Best week ever = June 24th

Best week ever = June 10^th – June 24

This week has two weeks as I was busy moving home and didnt do much fun stuff.

• I moved back home last Thursday, I almost died on the M62 because it was really rainy and fear.

• I have so much stuff. I can't fit it anywhere.

• I started my new job and it is fun, although I don't always get breaks because they are wank, but I get cups of tea when I want them so I guess that is okay.

• One of my best friends had her baby. Hello baby welcome into the world.

• I went to my friend Kelly's house and we drank the wine and had a catch up, we also watched big brother.

• I love Shabnam from Big Brother and have a girl crush on her.

• I joined a gym. Hurrah.

• I hurt my neck somehow, combination of too much time online and on a checkout at work. I can't move it properly and could not sleep because it hurt too much.

• Katie's birthday party was last night and it was fun. It was nice to see her and my other friends.

• I decided it would be a good idea to call and wake up Sarah.

• I got drunk like I always do, on the way home I fell up the curb. I wanted to just sit there for a while but Vicki and Naomi made me get up. It was like 3am in the morning, I said I was okay and we carried on our 45 minute walk.

• I woke up this morning with blood EVERYWHERE. My leg hurts. I hurt my elbow and little finger also.

• I'm just getting over my hangover, at 8pm.

• Apparently when I got home I left the door open, I locked it though but it wasnt shut. I kind of remember not being able to close it and I guess that was why.

best week ever = 30th June

Best week ever - 10^th June

• I went to Trafford centre in Manchester on Monday with Janine. We went to a tapas bar and we felt like we were in Spain.

• We tried on lots of dresses. It was awesome. I bought two and they were beautiful.

• I have just worked my last weekend at work. I have one shift tomorrow and then I am leaving that Tesco for my old Tesco where I shall work at the petrol station. Fun times.

• People are sad I am leaving, which is nice. Jenny wants says she doesn't want somebody else to start working my shifts, she wants me back. Boo hiss.

• Janet passed her driving test, and on Saturday we looked at cars for her. Vroom.

• Sarah and I got engaged.

• Last night, Janet and I went to the Westleigh. It was fun apart from when this really creepy dude came onto me. I told him Janet was my girlfriend and he said 'you can't have a girlfriend, you're too beautiful to do something like that'. I was really offended and yelled at him lots.

• I told the man in the pizza shop that I could speak Arabic and Russian. When really I can say like 3 phrases in each of the languages.

• I really suck at pool.

• A man complimented my outfit and it pretty much made my week.

• I've not have a very eventful week. Okay bye.

best week ever = 3rd june

Best week ever - 3^rd june

• Last Sunday at work, one of the lights starts smoking. About 4 managers stood under it and watched for 30 minutes or so, then it stopped smoking, then they decided to evacuate the whole building.

• It was really fun, 40ish Tesco staff huddled under a trolley bay (it was raining), loads in cars, customers coming into the car park and looking confused and then leaving. The fire brigade came 20 minutes later and finally declared the store as safe, we were allowed back in and met up with all the checkouts full of abandoned shopping and random trolleys of shopping left in the aisle. It was race against the heat to get all the frozen and chilled stuff back in!

• Afterwards, I gave Jenny a lift to the station (my kind deed for the day) and drove to my friend Janine's house. There we got ready and hit the motorway for Blackpool.

• I took a wrong turning and ended up on the M56, you see, the M56 and I have a somewhat complex relationship, for some reason I'm always drawn towards it. We managed to get on the right motorway in the end.

• We were staying in Janines Grandmas caravan, when we found it we discovered the key didn't work. So we had to call her Aunt who drove up from Manchester with a copy of a key that worked. It was funny, we sat in the car and drank beer until she came. Fun.

• We got in the caravan and say bye to her Aunt, then got ready to go out. Called a taxi and left around 11pm into the chavland that is Blackpool. We made friends with the Taxi man as usual (there and back) telling some story about how we had gotten married on holiday to some strangers and we were out celebrating our divorce. We had a spatula and a potato masher as props.

• We went to Flares, made some friends, then around 2:30 went to the take away for pizza, made some more friends, then go the taxi back.

• The next morning we went into Blackpool. Janine wanted to take me on the ride 'Valhalla' but after last time when she took me on 'Pepsi max the big one' and I felt like my bones were being crushed, it took her a lot of persuading. We had a beer first (yes, at 11am) and then queued up twice.

• The ride was scary, dramatic music and loud chants, it was a log flume in the dark so you cant see the drops. Apart from it broke down twice, when it set off again Janine head butted me.

• I found a poster and thought it was really cool, but when I unrolled it it turned out to be of a really old, lame British boy band 'blue'. It was funny.

• We walked along the sea front, stopped in a couple of pubs and then got the tram back, ate and then was ready to set back home.

• Janine took about 200 photos of the road/streets/pedestrians as I drove.

• On Tuesday night, I webcamed with Sarah and decided to dress myself up as I were bored. She actually cried laughing at me.

• On Friday, it was really hot so Janet and I went to the ampitheatre at uni and chilled. She fell asleep, I red, then we went to the pub.

• Today (sunday) I did race for life for cancer research in a lovely park (it won park of the year in the uk 2006). I met up with people I work with at 9:30am (the race is supported by Tesco, so we all get cool tesco race for life t-shirts if we work there and do it together). The race started at 10:30, so we all got in line, some of us wearing pink fluffy wigs and set off.

• A photographer came and took our photo, we will be in the local paper tomorrow.

• I did it in 35 mins, which was not as fast as I did it last year, but not bad considering I had done no training at all.

• Afterwards, we all crashed out on the grass and waiting for the other Tesco Staff to finish. It was a really got day and I got a bit burnt, but I have managed to race £70 for cancer research so I am proud of myself.

• Expect photos above.
  

best week ever = 26th May (a day early due to going away tomorrow)

• Krinkleting - 26^th May (a day early due to going away tomorrow)

• On sunday night I drove home without warning to parents house, I took a load of things I don't need here back so my room is much easier to keep tidy and less cluttered now. Hurrah.

• My Dad gave me some DVDs of videos of me as a kid. I was such a little freak.

• I bought Maroon 5's new album and I love it. I was def worth the long long long wait.

• I went on a Poking mission on facebook and currently have 42 pokes.

• I went to Nottingham to meet Sarah, I've not seen her since Easter. It was amazing fun. We ended up driving back to Birmingham at midnight and staying at hers, it would have made more sense for me to just drive to Birmingham in the first place. But hey, it was a fun new adventure and I have not been to Nottingham before.

• We saw a crazy man jump over a boy. He also laid on nails.

• We saw ugly chavs and this one said something like 'can i have a kiss' or something. and i was like 'how old are you' and he was 17. i said i was 23 lolz. then Sarah spoke and they said 'are you from America' (Sarah was born in England but moved to Canada so has Canadian accent) . His friend was like 'I'm 13 and I've had sex with a girl who was my girlfriend'. what the hell? Oh no.

• I got a fly in my eye and Sarah got it out

• We had a nap in the snoil

• I broke my elbow.

• I got blisters on my feet.

• Sarah took my blood pressure (med student) and it was low. but the next morning it was healthy.

• She also checked my reflexes and they are great

• I listened to my heart beat with the stpespgsihisnshop

• I have some calcium pills

• We were walking through Nottingham looking for the fountains to sit by and I was saying how we are so amazing at directions and we should do orientation as our jobs. This man was looking at us funny. Then we realised we were lost and had to ask said man for directions. Walking off, I said 'I guess we shouldn't do orientation then' Sarah – 'no. and I think it's orienteering'

• We got lost in Nottingham

• We got lost in Birmingham

• She taught me how to fill car tires up.

• I limped for two days because of the blister on my foot

• My jeans are blood stained from my elbow

• We have some secrets.

• Overall, we had a happy time.

• Friday morning I got a phone call from Tesco transfer center and they told me they had a job for me at Tesco at home. Hurrah, I'll be working in the petrol station. Also, I shall be working Tuesday and Friday nights. No weekends for me. Hurrah!

• I went to a party last night, it was fun. I got a cocktail given to me in a melon as soon as I walked through the door.

• I played sing star on the play station an won. I played the trumpet again and I'm a natural.

• My alarm clock did not go off this morning and I was late for work. Oh no.

best week ever = 20th may

Krinkleting – 20^th may

• Webcam is ruining my life. I spent way too much time on webcam instead of studying for my exam. Sarah spent way too much time on webcam instead of doing her dr studying. We are going to fail our degrees.

• I was feeling rather low on Wednesday, it was raining outside and I wanted to go and stand in it. I asked Tarren to come with me and I stood in the rain with no shoes or coat on. I then laid down on the floor and just let the rain wash over me and all the negativity go. I then off-loaded a few of my problems onto Tarren. Poor Tarren. I cried a little and proceeded to climb the 4 flights of stairs to my room where I drank half bottle of vodka.

• I drank a bottle of vodka in two days. I do not remember much about those two days, but I am sure I had fun.

• I have finished my 2^nd year of university! I sat my last exam on Friday

• Said exam gave me a panic attack. I sat down, opened it up and started to read – but I couldn't understand any of the words and started to think it was some strange tense I've not learned yet and was going to fail thanks to webcam. But they had just given me the Spanish exam instead of the French. You have to love how everything is so amazingly well organised in my life.

• Before my exam, I laid in the hallway dramatically shouting that I had narcolepsy and a broken arm and zebra disease and therefore should get mitigated circumstances and not have to sit the exam.

• I had fun at work on Saturday. I was sat on the basket til with some cool people, despite the fact that I had to serve customers, I had a laugh.

• Donna moved out, and and and I have her mattress. This is possibly the happiest thing that has happened to me in my whole life because everyones beds are thin, hard, foam mattresses and I've had so many sleeping problems due to this. But we swapped before she left and now it is mine =) =) =) it is so comfy! I'm finally going to have the wonderful ability to sleep once again.

• It was the Pharmacy ball on Saturday night. It was wonderful and yvonne got me very drunk. Ha. We danced and danced and danced and laughed at lot. I now have a secret too which is funny but I cannot tell anyone. =D

• This morning, I woke up really hung over. I went to work and had to get off my checkout because I was going to be sick. I am sometimes really sexy. Then I had my break and ate hoola hoops and started to feel much better, which was good because the Team Leader made me supervise the checkouts while she went and covered the others break around the other checkouts. I told a girl off for not staying on her till. It was good, I won. The customers love me, when I am confident about what I am doing I am really organised, confident and capable and I feel like when my confidence kicks in (it has done a hell of a lot in the past 3 months) I could easily have a job with a lot of responsibility or be a manager – as long as I am well trained and learn not to doubt my abilities. That is a good realisation to get.

• The internet at university is dead! So I came home, haha. Addict much? I was going to come maybe Tuesday because I had so much things I never use in my room and needed to bring back to start my move home, so it's not as bad as it sounds!

• I told my mum how I love that when I come home, I cause so much choas and mess and then leave the next day. I am ruining their life. She lol'ed at me =O. Gosh.

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Poem of the week.
This is one of my personal favourite poems, when you really look at it and come to learn the relevence of the things inside it, you really learn to appriciate it.

Lady Lazarus - Syliva Plath I have done it again. One year in every ten I manage it---- A sort of walking miracle, my skin Bright as a Nazi lampshade, My right foot A paperweight, My face a featureless, fine Jew linen. Peel off the napkin 0 my enemy. Do I terrify?---- The nose, the eye pits, the full set of teeth? The sour breath Will vanish in a day. Soon, soon the flesh The grave cave ate will be At home on me And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die. This is Number Three. What a trash To annihilate each decade. What a million filaments. The peanut-crunching crowd Shoves in to see Them unwrap me hand and foot The big strip tease. Gentlemen, ladies These are my hands My knees. I may be skin and bone, Nevertheless, I am the same, identical woman. The first time it happened I was ten. It was an accident. The second time I meant To last it out and not come back at all. I rocked shut As a seashell. They had to call and call And pick the worms off me like sticky pearls. Dying Is an art, like everything else, I do it exceptionally well. I do it so it feels like hell. I do it so it feels real. I guess you could say I've a call. It's easy enough to do it in a cell. It's easy enough to do it and stay put. It's the theatrical Comeback in broad day To the same place, the same face, the same brute Amused shout: 'A miracle!' That knocks me out. There is a charge For the eyeing of my scars, there is a charge For the hearing of my heart---- It really goes. And there is a charge, a very large charge For a word or a touch Or a bit of blood Or a piece of my hair or my clothes. So, so, Herr Doktor. So, Herr Enemy. I am your opus, I am your valuable, The pure gold baby That melts to a shriek. I turn and burn. Do not think I underestimate your great concern. Ash, ash --- You poke and stir. Flesh, bone, there is nothing there---- A cake of soap, A wedding ring, A gold filling. Herr God, Herr Lucifer Beware Beware. Out of the ash I rise with my red hair And I eat men like air.

Krinkleting - 13th may

• Monday was bank holiday, I worked 9 hours and was sat on a checkout for a grand total of an hour. I was running for a bit, and then doing returns and other things that equal not being on a checkout. Overall, it was a successful day.

• On Monday night I went to the westleigh with Paul, Mark, Liz, Kallum and some other random people. It was fun, it was the first time I have seen Kallum drunk and the first time I've been sober in the presence of Liz. We found the biggest crisp in the world, Kallum ate it.

• Afterwards, we went back to Forster halls. Liz and I stole an automatic hand towel dispenser that Paul had stolen. It was pretty amazing, you hover your hand over this sensor and out pops the towel. Then we chatted for ages.

• On Tuesday night I went to see 'the bridge to terabithia' with Joe from work. IT IS AMAZING. I love it so much and now everyone has to watch it otherwise they cannot be my friend. Duh.

• I spent pretty much the whole of wednesday watching and listening to the soundtrack of the bridge to Terabithia. Fun stuff.

• I showed my boobs to people on the Internet. They showed me theirs back. Aly - 'they're amazing. i think they have healing powers.'

• Thursday night I called Marina and we spoke for like an hour. How fun.

• Friday I went to Leeds with le flatmates. Janet had her ears pierced. I bought a beautiful dress and some other random things that I cannot afford. Then we celebrated my 21^st birthday with a game of polka. I lost. I was sad. I was really tired and got up and went to bed at 10. I am cool.

• Donna gave me a headband.

• I ordered terabithia on DVD and now it's mine. Somebody on ebay bought it in America and then sold it to me. I'm making copies like mad and handing them out.

• I spoke to Jennifer on the phone for an hour. Then a spider came and Donna had to get it for me. Then my phone card ran out so our conversation was no more. Jennifer says: the last thing I heard was 'spider spider i'm going to die'.

• Fun MSN convo with sarah #1
  
  Corinne says: i have oeustrapramosiuis
  Sarah Jane says: i love your medicine
  Sarah Jane says: its the best
  Corinne says: i know
  Corinne says: im a great dr
  Sarah Jane says: say that outloud
  Sarah Jane says: its fun
  fun
  Corinne says: i have a degree in fun
  Sarah Jane says: lucky
  

• Fun Conversation with sarah #2
  
  Sarah Jane says: i scanned my face
  Corinne says:: when
  Sarah Jane says: like an hour ago
  Corinne says: i didnt learn how to do that when i was studying my degree of fun
  Corinne says:: let me see
  Sarah Jane says: it was amazing fun
  Sarah Jane says: it didn't come out digitally! weird i don't get
  Corinne says:: i need to buy a scanner so i cam do this
  Sarah Jane says:i text you picture of print out which is crappy but oh well
  Sarah Jane says: i am artiste

• Fun conversation with Marina #1
  
  Marina says: you were in my dream last night but i can't remember what you were doing
  Corinne says: i was probably having a wank
  Marina says: haha i don't know I think i would have remembered that
  Corinne says: ok

• Fun conversation with Sarah #3
  
  Sarah Jane says: i changed my jeans
  Sarah Jane says: because i want to keep my sisters
  Corinne says: ok
  Corinne says: hahaha
  Corinne says: good plan
  Sarah Jane says: so i am going to accidentally on purpose forget them here
  Sarah Jane says: cunning
  Corinne says: you are a cunning linguist
  Sarah Jane says: shocking
  

• Fun conversation with My friend Stacey who is having a baby soooooooooooon.
  
  Corinne says: im going to share your baby with you
  coco says: ok but we cant give him axes n blow torches n stuff, ok
  Corinne says: okay =(

Krinkleting - 6th may 2007

May 6^th

• Went out on Sunday night at 11:30 randomly, went to FLARES and it was wonderful because I love flares, all the best people go to flares. Then I went back to Forster halls for an after party with my friends and we drank more and they turned me into a human catapult by putting me on a swivel chair and hurling me at a student-made ramp which was previously for some disabled person.

• On Monday I went to tesco, Janet took a photo of me and Donna in front of said tesco and a man was in this car laughing. I said 'that man is happy because we are having fun and he wants to have fun too' and then he laughed even more.

• It was really sunny on tuesday, I handed my essays in (yay) and did my washing, Donna and I decided to sit outside in the sun and revise. I thought it couldnt get any more perfect than that, until we noticed one of the cars had been clamped. Anyone who knows me will know I love the clampman and his clamps. Apart from the time he clamped me. Everyone should need how it feels to be clamped. It' just one of those emotions you have to experience in life. It was amazing.

• Then we went to Lister Park and sat on the grass with our work, the wind blew and about 40 sheets of Janets revision blew down the park, she ran ofter it. Then Donna helped. Then I took my camera out and snapped a photo. I need to learn to be quicker.

• I got my oral and interpreting over with. After my oral, I walked back into the language resource centre, into the side room where Liz was and threw myself on the floor. I've never felt so relieved in my entire life, it was overwhelming.

• Liz said I was nice to her that day, she still had to wait an hour to do hers and was kinda freaking out a bit.

• I've noticed that people call me babe all the time. In bars, the women will be like 'here's your drink babe', then when I handed my essay in the woman was like 'do you have work to submit, babe'. It happens all the time and then I asked some other people, and apparently it doesn't happen to them. So maybe I am a babe. Cool. Discuss.

• I had the most amazing Saturday of my entire lift. I want to do it again. I went to the ampitheatre with Donna, we sat on the grass, watched others play sport at the bottom amongst the other students and it was calming and amazing.

• Then we went to my friends Liz's BBQ and gatecrashed. He housemates are my best friends I love them and they love me.

• Then we left, we saw Janet on the way back and decided to go to walkabout and danced loads. I was drunk but not stupidly drunk and I remember everything and I didnt want to leave EVER but had to as I work sundays and Donna wanted to go. It's always the best time to leave when you are having fun because it means you love it even more. I did I did I loved it.

• I had to serve some chavs at work, they bought £350 of stuff and paid in cash, they looked like drug dealers so the team leader checked the money beforeI accepted it and all the managers were watching, they were acting so strange and the woman pulled out about £4000 worth of twenty pound notes from her pocket, and as my team leader was checking to make sure they were real the man was like 'it's real I've worked all week for that' and the woman was like 'it's nobody's business'. They were real edgy about getting out of the shop though. Lolz. I nearly had a panic attack it was way cool.

• Kallum – do you have a safer tag or a knife?
  Me – Oh, yes I have the knife that I carry around with me.
  All the time.
  It's so I can stab you.
  When you get in the snoil.
  Kallum – you scare me sometimes.

• Jenny – you sit like a freak, yay (I have my legs cross and up in my checkout)
  Me – yes
  Jenny – don't you get pins and needles?
  Me – No, but my legs go numb and then I put my foot on the floor and can't feel the ground, it freaks me out it's fun.
  Jenny – You're a strange character.
  (I should note that this Jenny is a different person from the one I mentioned last week)

• Tarren is home. Tarren is home. Tarren is home. YAY.

Poem of the week :
Poem of Low Latitudes by Mike Dockins

Let's crumple calendars, smash watches.

Let's throw ropes around the Moon,
never stop swallowing its linens.

Let's recline the way the horizon does,
every evening, yawning across Tropic lines.

Let's fill a hammock with limes.

Let's fall asleep on the reef,
stare up through clear water at trembling stars.

Let's climb a coconut tree & squeal like monkeys.

Let's ride a trade wind like paper airplanes.

Let's watch the sky wheel & wheel
from under straw hats.

Let's count a billion stars,
lose track at a billion minus one, then start over,
until we glitter with white sand.

Let's tumble together until the earth is flat.

Let me sail like Magellan into you,
unfold the maps of your roundness.

Let's hope for the volcano.

Let's reinvent the godless universe ballooning.

Let's crawl into a conch shell
& bang on a bongo.

Let's build a bonfire
that boils away the atmosphere.

Let's sublimate, evaporate, condense.

Let's get drunk on the real stars—
helium engines strumming
our own cores to a glow.

Let me wear your warm skin.

Let's simplify: skin, nerve, synapse, nucleus,
hydrogen, quark, the unpronounceable....

Krinkleting - April 29th

• the French assistant at uni said she would be my best friend, which was pretty amazing, although she says she needs to get used to my humor first. She said we could drink at 9am for our last lesson, but I had a sandwich before hand and was almost sick so could not. It was still a fun lesson anyway as she learnt me some really French swear words.

• My lecturer likes me and liz best, we may be going to France next year and he said how he wished the others could go to france and us stay, as we are the best and the only ones that turned up all week.

• My blogspot http://photoscorinnetakes.blogspot.com is as amazing as ever.

• I became an embryo for a couple of days.

• Tarren and I became the best friends ever:
  Corinne says:
  i need milk
  Corinne says:
  and my window open
  Corinne says:
  i think you should go and get my milk
  Corinne says:
  and then bring it too me and open my window
  Tarren says:
  ha ha im working hun
  Corinne says:
  doom
  Corinne says:
  ok
  Tarren says:
  and you have legs
  Tarren says:
  lol
  Corinne says:
  no i dont
  Corinne says:
  i cut them off with self harm
  Tarren says:
  dont be silly
  
  breakfast! says:
  im gonna miss you when i go home
  Corinne says:
  dont go then
  Corinne says:
  simple solution
  Tarren says:
  ha ha
  
  

• I remembered some amazing things that happened to me while drunk -
  -I always end up covered in sauce when i go out, last week i had it all down my legs and on my feet, but I didn't last night.
  
  -I went out in Doncaster in the summer, and i woke up the next morning to mum asking me what the hell i had been doing because there were chips all in the garden, in next doors garden, in the hall and there were little red hand prints on the door in sauce. i just remembered that and laughed a lot.

• I also remembered pushing janine in the trolley in October, she fell out and banged her head and just laid there for a while to assess the situation.

• I had my last lecture of my second year of university. I really need to do something about this growing up thing. I cannot be one of those people that have a full time job. That is not who I am.

• Many fun MSN conversations, I also figured out how to get loads of hits and become a photoblog guru:

  Corinne says:
  i want to suicide
  Corinne says:
  do ypu think it will be a good photo blog opportunity
  miss jennifer says:
  i bet it'll be viewed a lot
  miss jennifer says:
  and emo kids will turn it into avatars
  Corinne says:
  cool i love attention

• I decided that if I don't get into France, I'm going to sponsor a child at www.plan-uk.org. If I do go to France, I shall sponsor one when I get back.

• I kind of had cyber sex for the first time ever -
  miss jennifer says:
  i am
  miss jennifer says:
  so fdurnk
  miss jennifer says:
  do you want to make out with me
  Corinne says:
  ok
  Corinne says:
  do you want to make out with me
  miss jennifer says:
  of course
  Corinne says:
  ok cool
  Corinne says:
  this is like cyber sex
  miss jennifer says:
  yezx
  miss jennifer says:
  now itake my tongue and put it in your mouth
  miss jennifer says:
  what do you do
  Corinne says:
  i nipple your bottom lip slightly
  Corinne says:
  no nibble
  Corinne says:
  the nipple part comes later

• I got my French presentation finished, now is just a matter for learning it for Wednesday.

• My team leader called me one of her fav girls at tesco because I'm so amazing and I do my jobs right. I'm sure she probably just said that because so I keep getting right under the checkouts to get coat-hangers/till rolls/safers but whatever.

• Jenny at work is really funny, at 7am she was doing the jaws 'dun nuh dun nuh' thing to me and I was laughing my socks off. She also always tells me when something is going cheap, and then goes and tells everyone else so they don't miss out. It is funny, she is very kind hearted.

• I found out that some people talk to people I know to try and get to be my friend because I'm so cool. They should talk to me though because I'm not really scary or anything.

• I spoke to Hannah on the phone for two hours and it was pretty much amazing. We are fun and talky and laughy.

• Janine and I have had some, what I feel are, talks and stuffs which has made me feel like 1) I am a good friend and 2) I have a good friend.
  

  NEXT WEEK WILL BE COOLER OKAY?